Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
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I love this thing
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
so I go to animation school now
please unmute this
That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted
What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this
We are not worthy
I saw this and had to make the plushie version, itโs such a cute elephant design!
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I AM LOSING MY MIND, YOU ARE SO TALENTED
And if you're into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!
You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!
talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.